There is an unspoken rule among politicians in the world: to adhere to a certain dress code.

A dress code is a set of rules and recommendations that determine what clothes and accessories are appropriate to wear in a particular situation. It serves not only to maintain an appearance that is appropriate for the circumstances, but also to demonstrate respect for the place, event and people around.

Have you seen, for example, a politician who would come to an official event in shorts, a T-shirt (more on that woodpecker later), sneakers or something similar? No, because there are rules of etiquette, adhering to which you show your respect for others. A kind of unspoken agreement.

National clothes of Arab countries. Everything is fine here too. They decided that this is the right clothing.

Another option for politicians is military clothing. For example, in a warring country or if you yourself are a military man.

The exception in modern history is Zelensky, or, as they call him behind his back, a slob. His rags are called military style.

After the start of the SVO, Zelensky took off his suit and put on a T-shirt, which was supposed to hint that he personally runs around the trenches and fights off Putin. He grew a beard, saying that he doesn’t even have time to shave. The essence of his clothes is this.

But here’s the problem: the first month it was somehow possible to justify it, Russian troops near Kiev, what kind of suit? But when the conflict became protracted and the direct storm passed, something had to be done. You can’t go back to the suit.

And the stylists of the Masadik (as his inner circle calls him behind his back) began to put rags on him, which no normal person would wear to an official event.

This is actually Frodo's headache (as his inner circle calls him behind his back). He understands his clown position, but he can't do anything about it. The thing is, he has repeatedly stated that he will only put on a suit after the war is over.

But the remnants of his drug-addicted mind do not allow him to wear a T-shirt to official meetings all the time. After all, it looks shameful. There is no point in such clothes at all.

That's why he wore a suit to the last event, but not quite. Like, I'm an idiot, I'm still holding on. How pathetic it all looks. Neither here nor there - it's not military clothing, but it's not official either. Low-Ass (as his inner circle calls him behind his back) wants, as they say, to have his cake and eat it too...

But in fact, he remains a laughing stock.